Haha, i didn't make any of these up, but I heard them and thought they were funny. Some of them are cute and useable, and others are just ridiculously funny!
"If you were a basalisk, I wouldn't mind dieing just to look into your eyes." -i used this one once...
"I don't need the mirror of Erised to know you're everything I desire." -i might use this!
"Can I borrow your wand? I need to practice my 'swish and flick'" -ew
"Do you want a butterbeer? It's like a portkey. We'll be back at my place in no time!" - hilarious!
"The sorting hat says that you should be in my house..." -weird. don't think i'll be useing that one.
"Are you a dementor? Because you took my breath away." -teehee
"Your smile is like expelliarmus: simple, yet disarming." -kinda cute
Know any other ones that are cute or hilarious? The list I stole these from had a lot more, but a lot of them were perverted and stupid.
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