dear typical male,

I don't blame you for finding another girl. I blame you for leading me on.
I don't blame you for protecting yourself. I blame you for not protecting me at the same time.
I don't blame you for making me feel special. I blame you for not meaning it.
I don't blame you for throwing hints my way. I blame you for thinking i would be so stupid to not figure it out.

Ladies, let us invest in an asshole radar gun...it'll save a lot of time, and feelings!