feel free to suggest otherwise

but upon being said this is how i translated these words...
'so i really do like you, blah blah blah, but the whole distance thing, blah blah blah' - well as hot as i think you are, i can't be in a relationship with you, mainly because i want someone at my every becking call. Your three hour drive would likely make me unintrested by the time you got here.

'I don't want it to seem like i was leading you on'- but i was just to fulfill my boyish needs to flirt with anything with boobs

'i don't want to be unfair to you to be commited to me when you would never see me'- i don't want you to be commited to me while i suck face with other concert girls. i'm taking the high road with you.

Here's what I have to say...i'm just going to quote all time low and say that Like a Weightless currency your words don't mean shit to me. They use to mean the world to me, but you've just proved your boy-ish species stupid yet again. Better men than you have tried to redeem yourselves, but don't look this way again. Your ego will be shot, and we wouldn't want that now, would we?
Ugg, why do people assume things...not even obvious things, but stupid things? Like why do people assume that just because you're in college, this mean that you're not a virgin? Sorry, gentlemen, but this status will not be changed until the ink is dryed on the marriage certificate. Deal with it, and if you can't, go find another girl.